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I reblog gay things
and talk in tags. Also,
I don't even try to list
my fandoms anymore.

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

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thebeautyofmoonlight:

thefunnygentleman:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

(Source: hikaruchord)

im-an-angel-you-asshat:

Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. 

horussnipples:

i’m really gay. like 5 whole gay

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

egberts:

cat3277:

egberts:

how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website

theres only 24 hours in one day

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