Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
why arent oven mitts called glovens
Every day I inch perilously closer to just writing fan fiction.
I Follow Rivers (Acoustic)
Used in the UK trailer for Blue Is The Warmest Color
revealing to ur followers that u were homestuck trash the whole time
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.