hey there
i either need a hug or a good laugh so give me one of the two
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Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it


why arent oven mitts called glovens


Every day I inch perilously closer to just writing fan fiction. 

Track: I Follow Rivers (Acoustic)
Artist: Lykke Li
Album: Blue Is The Warmest Color


I Follow Rivers (Acoustic)

Used in the UK trailer for Blue Is The Warmest Color


revealing to ur followers that u were homestuck trash the whole time


DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.